You find a fortune cookie on the ground.
It is inside one of those cellophane wrappers, so it looks safe to eat.
Since you never eat anything ever, you are starving and decide to eat it.
You break open the cookie and the fortune says . . .
Miss Lenora is now level 35 which means a new outfit!
She's a Death-Ninja!
Fear her, piggies. She's gonna getcha.